Fishing Wars Tools
Planners and checklists so your pad cash hits the right slider.
Fishing Wars does not ship an in-game advisor. Joe will sell you whatever you click. This hub is the advisor: spend order, trip checks, and the pages that stop you from buying a turret while the tank is empty.
Tools
- Upgrade order — aquarium levels vs boat speed vs health vs turret, with breakpoints for pirates and Kraken water.
More planners will land here when the shop rows stabilize. We will not ship a fake DPS calculator with invented numbers.
Why a tool page instead of another guide
Guides teach the verb. Tools give the sequence. Getting started tells you Joe exists. Upgrade order tells you not to talk to him about cosmetics until the pad feels greedy.
Use tools with:
- Aquarium — so you know what the first slider buys
- Boats and PvP — so you know what the gun slider buys
- Fish tier list — so cargo matches the plan
- Codes — so a gift dump does not get yeeted into a skin
How to use a planner in a live session
- Collect the pad.
- Open the tool on a phone.
- Buy the next unlocked row only.
- Spawn the boat and take the trip length the tool allows.
- If you died, do not skip a row to “catch up” with a gun you cannot fund again.
Coming later
When a real dex exists we can add a keep/cycle checklist by name. When gamepasses exist we can add a “pay Robux or wait” table. Until then, the upgrade order page is the whole toolkit, and it is enough to beat the first weekend.
Mental checklist you can screenshot
Before you spawn a boat:
- Pad collected?
- Next aquarium level affordable without emptying the gun fund?
- Hull already bleeding? Buy health before a farther marker.
- Never shot a pirate? Buy the turret before deep water.
- Cargo plan from the fish tier list in your head?
If any box is no, you are not ready for a Kraken attempt no matter what a thumbnail promised.
Why we refuse fake calculators
A “DPS vs Kraken HP” widget with made-up numbers would rank on Google and then lie to you. Launch week does not publish those stats. A sequence of purchases is verifiable from Steak’s leak and from dying to pirates. That is why the only tool is an order of spend, not a spreadsheet of fiction.
When Steak shows prices on a shop UI in a future live, we will add a coin-to-level table here. Until that screenshot exists, follow the order and play.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers to the most common questions.
What tools does the wiki offer?
Start with upgrade order. More planners wait on a public dex and a stable shop.
Is this an in-game item?
No. These are fan planners. Joe still takes the coins in-game.
Should I buy a turret first?
Usually no. The upgrade order tool puts aquarium and speed first unless pirates are already deleting every trip.
Will you add a damage calculator?
Not with fake numbers. When Steak shows HP and DPS, we will.